If you're a sloppy, overweight, un-American sonuvabitch, then the UNregular Morning Show is not for you

As you settle into your cubicle on Monday morning, exuding the scent of regret, and shame, from the excessive consumption you partook in over the weekend, you wish there was a way to make the time between getting to work and leaving for lunch go by faster. At 10 am, open your browser, go to Unregularradio.com, pop in your headphones, and tune in to the UNregular Morning Show (then repeat Tuesday-Friday).

The Morning Show's co-hosts, The Only Matt on Radio and Derek Freire, bring you hilarious, and intellectual conversations, news, opinions, and music 5 days a week to help you get to lunch without telling your boss she's a cunt*. They are also frequently visited by many of your favorite UNregular hosts and characters. The most recent addition to the show being a sports segment with sports journalist Matt Goisman.

You know you won't be able to get enough, so “like” The UNregular Morning Show on facebook.

*Not a guarantee, 47% of all listeners are actually more likely to call their boss a cunt during and immediately after the The UNregular Morning Show. UNregular Radio is not responsible for your job loss.